The Stand Up Philosopher: Weighty Musings, Lightly Served

The Stand Up Philosopher: Weighty Musings, Lightly Served

I’m 64. If I live to 100, I only have 36 summers left.

Here's what I'm going to do about it. It’s go-time for more yeses!

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Karen Salmansohn
Jul 03, 2025
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I call this “The Stand Up Philosopher” because I believe humor & depth aren’t opposites. So this publication is where I make philosophy feel personally relatable & personal stories feel useful. If you appreciate this kinda thing, sign up below!

I did the math.

I’m 64. If I live to 100, I only have 36 summers left.

I know it’s not scientific.

I know I could live to 74 or 103 or next Thursday. 1

But math is helpful when you need a little urgency.

And I’ve decided to treat my life like I’m running out of coupons… because I kinda am.

So here’s what I’ve come to realize.

If I’m lucky enough to live to 100…

  • I only have 36 more beach trips with bare feet in the sand and sand-covered towels.

  • 36 more summers complaining about towels that somehow never fully dry.

  • 36 more summers to let peach juice run down my chin.

  • 36 more July 4th barbecues where I say, “No bun for me, thanks,” and then eat too many potato chips.

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